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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Then came..

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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So they tried

Still no good.

Still no good

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

No way

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Why is my ping so high in 1 Roblox game but not the other ones? I am also not laggy in my own private server. What is happening?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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